My health transformation

So I am in the midst of what you would call a change in health. I have started eating properly and exercising. Who knew after all these years of feeding myself junk I would say something like, "I could really go for some spinach," or "oh, no I am all out of yogurt!"
Like a parallel dimension.
And I don't know what the hell size clothes I wear anymore. I spend time in the dressing room and everything is too big or too small. I am in some sort of size purgatory.